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Nimrod was “a mighty hunter before God” but who was a mighty fisherman?

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1. A highway patrol officer tried to pull over a speeding car on the interstate, but the car wouldn’t stop.

He pulled alongside the car was astounded to see that the old woman behind the wheel was knitting, completely oblivious to the patrol car’s flashing lights and siren. The officer shouted over his loudspeaker, “Pull over!” “No,“ the old lady yelled back, “it’s a scarf!”

2. Did you hear about the dental implants that only cost a dollar?

They're only a dollar but now you have buck teeth

3. A cactus and a wind turbine were chatting at an outdoor music festival.

The cactus says "You know, despite my prickly exterior, I'm actually really into smooth jazz." The wind turbine responds "That's cool - I'm a huge heavy metal fan."

4. If you really want to know, I met your mom at a costume party. She was dressed as a slinky.

When I first saw her coming down the stairs....

5. Yo mama so fat, the U.S. mistook her for an oil reserve and sent the military to 'liberate' her.

6. What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don’t watch The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi Doooooooo!!!!

7. I got lost on my way to the New Year’s Eve party.

I should have followed the Auld Lang signs!

8. Did you see the skinny fish?

He was nothing but fin and bones.

9. This site can't handle mean jokes should be called softassjokes

10. My Dad told me “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”

That was sound advice

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